Dinner with God

Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he tells them: "I need three important persons to send my message out to all people. My message is this: Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."

Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and tells them:
"I have two really bad news items for you:
1) God really exists and
2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth".

Clinton calls an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and tells them:
"I have good news and bad news:
1) The GOOD news is that God really does exist.
2) The BAD news, tomorrow He is going to destroy the earth."

Bill Gates goes back to Microsoft and very happily reports:
"I have two fantastic announcements:
1) I am one of the three most important people on earth.
2) The Year 2000 problem is solved."

Sist oppdatert: 02-01-2004 10:13