Jesus and Windows 95

If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be? Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:

Jesus: Said, "Surely I come quickly."
Windows 95: Has been promised "any day now."

Jesus: Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive
Windows 95: Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive.

Jesus: Can walk on water.
Windows 95: Can crawl on a 486.

Jesus: Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.
Windows 95: Will be used to judge Bill Gates.

Jesus: Bible says, "In Him, all things are possible
Windows 95: Doesn't even run all possible Windows apps.

Jesus: Started life as a carpenter.
Windows 95: Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.

Jesus: Born in a manger.
Windows 95: Resembles something found in a barn.

Jesus: Remembered for protecting the weak.
Windows 95: Has weak memory protection.

Jesus: Was raised from the dead.
Windows 95: Was created from Windows 3.1.

Jesus: Performed great works for the multitudes
Windows 95: Multitasking performance barely works.

Jesus: Has no sin.
Windows 95: Has no shame.

Sist oppdatert: 13-10-2001 01:22